The Art of Being Rohan is a satirical character study, part mock-thesis, part emotional field guide. It dissects the modern emotionally ambiguous man - charming, vague, self-aware just enough to avoid accountability - and documents his patterns like a species under soft-lit observation.

Through structured chapters, faux-academic analysis, and glossary entries for emotional manipulation rebranded as aesthetic behaviour, this work explores how Rohan operates in the undefined spaces between “almost” and “never,” “deep” and “just dodging,” “here” and “maybe later.”

He’s not your boyfriend. He’s not exactly your ex. He’s a Rohan - and this is the taxonomy of his behaviour.

This is not a breakup book. It is not a survival guide.

It is a user manual for a glitch in the emotional matrix.