A Gentleman’s Guide on Freezing to Death
How Five Idiots Braved the Cold, and the Cold Won

When five men—none particularly wise, prepared, or even emotionally stable—decide to “test themselves” in the Siberian wilderness, the results are exactly what you’d expect: frostbite, confusion, philosophical arguments no one asked for, and a slow, steady collapse of sanity.

What begins as a harmless adventure quickly turns into a darkly humorous descent into cold, hunger, suspicion, and the uncomfortable realization that nature is far more patient than any of them. Tents fail, food disappears, storms laugh in their faces, and one of them quietly vanishes into the snow without explanation.

This is not a survival guide.
This is not an inspirational tale.
This is a chronicle of stubbornness, stupidity, and the absurd ways humans try to endure the things they were never meant to endure.

A blend of bleak comedy and quiet existential panic, this novella explores friendship, foolishness, and the strange comfort of shared misery. Perfect for readers who enjoy dark humor, introspective storytelling, and laughing at situations where they absolutely shouldn’t be laughing.

Sometimes the cold doesn’t kill you. It just waits for you to make mistakes.