Ever felt like you're the only one not living a Pinterest-perfect life? That everyone else has their act together while you're still googling how to adult? Well, welcome to the club!

This is not your typical self-help book. No cheat sheets. No five-step plans. It’s a sarcastic and brutally honest take on the absurdities of modern life. Pull up a chair, grab a mug (or three) of coffee, and prepare to nod, laugh, cringe, maybe eye-roll a little