GOD, the mere mention of this word evokes feelings like awe, respect, happiness, trust, cynicism, mystery, and even terror in the hearts of many mortals. But almost everyone thinks it’s fabulous to be a God. This is because we earthlings grow up with spellbinding stories of his great miracles, benevolence, magical powers, etc. Every believer vehemently argues that God has infinite power, unlimited wealth, and can do anything. After all, if one has such supreme powers and immortality, it must be a breeze to do just about anything. But is it so? Is being a God such a fascinating job? If he is such a superstar, then why is he not solving all the world’s problems and chaos? Why are the bad winning and the good losing? Why is he always sitting quietly and never responding to our pitiful cries? What is preventing him from solving the world’s mess? Why don’t we experience any great divine stuff in our daily lives? Why is he not bothered by hotshot rationalists, scientists, and atheists who go high-pitched with their tiresome prattle on why God should be viciously attacked and banned? Our heated questions like these can be endless. However, all of our sophisticated questions and arguments are one-sided because we never get to hear his side of the story.

Now imagine meeting a candid, tech-savvy God who explains his supreme difficulties and dilemmas in running our complex universe. What if he told you why he does what he does? Wouldn’t that be exciting? In this highly unconventional book, a bored writer accidentally meets a jovial God and engages in a wild, no-holds-barred conversation. Starting with a casual chat, and interspersed with friendly fights, illogical answers, and harebrained comparisons, the discussion soon enters a feverish pitch, and God argues that the earth cannot be managed any better than what he is currently doing and that he is neither an angel nor a bad guy after all. Filled with believable lies, timeless wisdom, and hard-hitting answers this fascinating book explains why God’s actions don’t fit human logic and rationality regardless of the religion humans follow, why the earth is already perfect in an imperfect way, why he indulges in Machiavellian methods, why he has no hesitation in crushing business giants and helping individuals, and why he loves atheists despite what they do, etc., in a funny, serious and thought-provoking way.

This book will completely change the way you will view the world henceforth, as it will enlighten you with the technical, political, and business justifications for the eternal dance of feast-famine, merry-mayhem, good-bad, peace-chaos, wealth-poverty, etc., around us. Finally, you will be able to easily understand the mild and wild ways of our fellow humans, like presidents, prime ministers, politicians, arms dealers, warmongers, detectives, anti-terrorism agencies, atheists, rationalists, scientists, terrorists, mafia dons, etc., and also to understand who is making them do what they do.

In short, this book contains frank and never-before-released answers to all of our heated questions about God. Or in other words – HIS SIDE OF THE STORY, and a must-read for anyone curious or angry about God’s irrational ways of managing the earth without diving into traditional spirituality.

Even God would love to own a copy.