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The Elementary School Epic Novel

A Hilarious Epic Saga For Smart Kids Ages 8-12
Bam Tulookey
Type: Print Book
Genre: Children
Language: English
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✔ Hilarious ✔ Exciting ✔ Rewarding

★ This mischievous book could be your kid’s cherished childhood memory.

✔ 5 Irresistible Things For Kids:

Makes you LOL
Thrills you
Rewards you
Gives a Bonus Terrrriblessst Jokes Book
Solving the quest - PROVES you are smart
★ The Latest & Hottest Kid Superhero Adventure ✔ for kids ages 8 and above

★ Why Gift This Book?

① Inculcate a reading habit - Easy language, Big font, Great illustrations, Curiosity factor

★ “Gosh!Couldn’t get him to put the book down.”, said a parent.

② Exciting Laugh Riot

★ "She was giggling so muchthat I got curious and felt like reading it too."

③ Discovery - Kids discover unfolding suspense and excitement - all by themselves.

★ “lotsa gadgets and crazy scientific inventions in there!”

✔ Included 1 - 4-step tricky quest - "Illumi-Naughty"- solve & get 2 cool downloadable posters to print (for everyone who solves it!)
✔ Included 2 - A bonus Terrrriblessst Jokes book.
The story: ♥ Harry and Blackberry belong to the same class, are arch enemies and they both hate the evil vice-principal Mr. Zibang. When Harry's favourite teacher Ms. Mini exclaimed, "Verrrrrry Naughty!" at what Blackberry did, a hilarious competition of mischief begins between them. Then come the twists when super villains enter the school. Just then, someone unexpectedly turns into a superhero! Total madness! And his super power? It’s totally funny. Anyway, the rest is a roller-coaster ride of action and suspense.

About the suppa-hot Superheroes:

★ Kooky Spring Booty - A human-spring in action, whose spring-action lies in his extra-large bottom.

★ Loopy Undie-Man - He is tall, slender, handsome and has super loose pants that he has to hold up with his hands. The real action begins when he lets go of his pants to show-off the most elegant shining white underpants with red dots and love symbols over them. And his superpower? Well, that's a suspense... hee hee...

What 5 early readers said:

1. "Truly engaging for the kids...” 2. “A page turner.” 3. "Illumi-Naughty was not too easy, really.” 4. “My kid got exited at the prospect of getting rewarded..." 5. “Go ahead and gift it, my guess, The Epic Novel will catch up big time with the kids.”

✔ Parents / teachers / librarians - please note: If you loved crazy stuff like Captain Underpants and Dog Man, you'll love this naughty kids adventure story book gift idea, that offers a chance to be clever & win a realtime reward too. Plus a free bonus jokes book.

✔ Right for voracious & reluctant readers as well.
✔ Written by♥ Best Selling Children's Book Author, Bam Tulookey.
✔ A good find for intermediate reading books, early readers' books, children's chapter books, books about aliens, superheroes, action, adventure, fantasy or magic books, or funny, hilarious books for kids, kids' science fiction for boys or girls, or gift ideas for kids ages 6-8, 8-10 or preteens.
✔ Gifting this book may result in a truck load of kisses in return ♥
✔ Now, don't wait. Click the orange button and ✔ begin Ha Ha Ha-ing :)
PS: ★ A few fun words you won't find elsewhere:

Messology, Mischiefography, Boom-Bash-Stare, Naughtymatics, Sudden-Glare-Rear, Semi-wrong, Doodlistoligraphy, Surra Dooga Doo Doo Doo, Argentinosauruses and more.

About the Author

Amazon's #1 Best Selling Author, Bam TulOOkey is a dreamer. He thought that he was a superhero when he was a kid. And? And what? He still believes that, only, it remains to come back to him somehow, he chuckles.

With the heart of a kid, a serious expression on the face and loads of strange ideas swarming his head, Bam also trusts he is a misfit of some sort.

Once when a huge lion at the zoo decided, for some still unknown reason, to pump a jet stream of pee directed right into Bam’s face, his life took a turn. He was all of five years then. That day, everybody around laughed at the flabbergasted kid, but after that day, Bam says, he’s become very creative somehow. Hope nobody tries that.

Bam had a truckload of talents that included jesting, theatre and magic tricks. But he was one kid who got properly thrashed and punished at school. All that, until one day when he realised he was a misfit with people and ways around.

Then he got back into life with lots and lots of mischief… after which, he lived happily ever after… well, almost.

Though Bam stank at academics, he completed 2 MBA degrees. He’s a poet, voice actor, music composer, a tarot card reader and a trainer. And he has excelled in one more art – the art of being an exceptional loser! Well, he didn’t lose at losing, at least.

Bam thinks that thinking is for thinkers, but by thinking that, one thinks he is not a thinker and this Bam thinks, is an unthinkable blunder, because only beyond thinking is living.

Bam TulOOkey lives with his parents, his two beautiful daughters, his lovely wife and his brother’s family of four, all together in a beautiful home.

Book Details

Number of Pages: 129
Dimensions: 5.5"x8.5"
Interior Pages: B&W
Binding: Paperback (Perfect Binding)
Availability: In Stock (Print on Demand)

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