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Where Are My Pants?

A must-have book in every toilet
Nikhil Kumar
Type: Print Book
Genre: Humor, Entertainment
Language: English
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"This book will kill you!”

A slightly demented author pours out his black heart in these pages in an effort to enthral you and take you on a fascinating journey that spans eight years – from the time he was a fucking idiot to now, a thirty-year-old misanthropic prick. You will die when you read this book. You will either by laugh yourself to death or you will rip your arm off and beat yourself to death with it for buying the book. There is only one way to find out.

Sex and violence. Men and women. Indians and Americans. Cops and robbers. Idiots and assholes. Love and hate. Coffee and tea. This book has it all. Stop wasting money on health food, those lame electronic cigarettes and those hideously large textbooks that give Nicki Minaj’s ass implants a run for their money, and buy this damn thing already.

About the Author

Nikhil Kumar is a 30-year-old social media, SEO and advertising professional. He lives and works in Bangalore, with his wife Mansi Pal. They have a stuffed dog who has been potty-trained.

Nikhil has been blogging for about 12 years. He writes primarily on MirrorCracked ( and contributes to a travel blog that he maintains with his wife - ChaiAroundTheWorld (

He is a genetic engineer by education, but that has only been useful for picking up women. Before he got married. He's been trying to write meaningful prose for a long time and each time he thinks he's done it, it turns out to be toilet humor.

You can email Nikhil Kumar directly, in case you are feeling lonely and need someone to talk to:

Book Details

ISBN: 9781502344182
Publisher: Self-Published
Number of Pages: 220
Dimensions: 6.00"x9.00"
Interior Pages: B&W
Binding: Paperback (Perfect Binding)
Availability: In Stock (Print on Demand)

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